How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

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How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Branwen » 11/7/18 02:51 AM

So,

You want to score the big prize, land the missile on Mars, rock the boat, A.K.A. Smashing that Ass.

Well, lucky for you ol' Captain Branwen here is a super smash pro. With a little of guidance, you'll be drowning in PHAT booty in now town and all of your close friends will be envious of your very EXESTINCE. Let me help you score a gurl!

I'll open with the Q/A before we move on; also, you can buy my book (coming soon) 'The Smash Princess: Element of Dat Ass.'

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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Zippo Aurora » 11/7/18 06:58 PM

How do you convince the gurl to SMASH YOUR ASS instead?

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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Branwen » 11/8/18 01:23 PM

OH....


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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Zippo Aurora » 11/8/18 01:30 PM

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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Script Anonymous » 4/17/19 07:39 AM

How would one walk or act if he wanted to um Smash dat ass?
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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Aperture (Hot Shoe) Flash » 4/22/19 09:17 PM

Yes uhm, on the topic of "smashing" how does one exactly pick a target landing location? For example, the terrain can be big, or smol. Soft or firm. Smooth or corse. What are so "signs" of a good landing site?

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