How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

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How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Branwen » 11/7/18 02:51 AM

So,

You want to score the big prize, land the missile on Mars, rock the boat, A.K.A. Smashing that Ass.

Well, lucky for you ol' Captain Branwen here is a super smash pro. With a little of guidance, you'll be drowning in PHAT booty in now town and all of your close friends will be envious of your very EXESTINCE. Let me help you score a gurl!

I'll open with the Q/A before we move on; also, you can buy my book (coming soon) 'The Smash Princess: Element of Dat Ass.'

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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Zippo Aurora » 11/7/18 06:58 PM

How do you convince the gurl to SMASH YOUR ASS instead?

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Post by Branwen » 11/8/18 01:23 PM

OH....


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Post by Zippo Aurora » 11/8/18 01:30 PM

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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Script Anonymous » 4/17/19 07:39 AM

How would one walk or act if he wanted to um Smash dat ass?
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Post by Aperture (Hot Shoe) Flash » 4/22/19 09:17 PM

Yes uhm, on the topic of "smashing" how does one exactly pick a target landing location? For example, the terrain can be big, or smol. Soft or firm. Smooth or corse. What are so "signs" of a good landing site?

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Post by Blue Wave » 4/23/19 08:50 AM

Wouldnt it be easier to show, than to tell?

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Post by Sky N Nova » 5/6/19 12:02 PM

Big blue bored lizard here. Any advice?
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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Regius Jericho » 5/8/19 08:39 PM

so...if i want a guy to smash my ass?

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Re: How to SMASH DAT ASS. (P.S.A. with Q&A.)

Post by Branwen » 5/12/19 05:27 PM

Wew!

Script, you need to walk with confidence! Ass is attracted to strutting and confident beings- just a warning though, you need to gauge the right amount, as too much confidence can create a large gravity well that pulls in every ass in a 7 mile radius.

Aperture! If you haven't calibrated your landing navigation, then I can give you a few tips. First, Flat terrain is bad- you'll only hurt yourself. You want two big lush hills to land between- softness or firmness is all your preference. You'll want to aim fight between the hills- not on them directly, as that'll cause you to bounce back! Make sure you have a parachute- because always use protection~

Blue Wave is now my assistant in this training course and I will be demonstrating on her the new techniques. Everyone please applaud her for being a good sport!

Sky, you're off to a good start! I would change it to Big Blue Badass Lizard though- as describing yourself as bored might scare away any potential ass.

Regius, well that's an easy request! As long as your ass is properly equipped and outfitted to operate per code- then all you have to do is put that thing on the market! Interested patrons will soon take notice!

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