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Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/15/17 05:10 PM
by Capper Cat
"Hello! Capper's the name and Charming's the game!" He poses handsomely. "Yes, yes. Come on ladies! I need space too. But, of course you must have lots of questions for me! Don't be afraid to ask~"

Re: Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/16/17 03:26 PM
by Terra
“What’s it like to be a cat!? Are you fluffy? Do you like to be petted? Does it really feel good when someone scratches your head? How is it that you have a patch of blue fur on the top of your head? Can you speak both Equestrian and Meow!?” I then took a breath, and was about to begin again before I realized that I was asking way too many questions.

Re: Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/16/17 05:38 PM
by Capper Cat
"Well. That's a lot of questions."
He twitched his tail a bit.
"To answer your questions.
1. Being a cat is quite different from ponies. We have to groom every inch of our bodies, Trim and sharpen claws, Keep an eye on our tails at all times, and most importantly that we don't actually have 9 lives.
2. I'll mix these questions.
I am quiet fluffy if I say so myself. And getting scratched on the head isn't as good as on my middle back, since I can't reach it.
3. It's dyed.
4. Abyssia actually speaks the same language as Equestria."
He smiles. "Does that answer you?"

Re: Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/17/17 10:49 AM
by Capper Cat
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Re: Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/17/17 12:15 PM
by Terra
Capper Cat wrote:
11/16/17 05:38 PM
"Well. That's a lot of questions."
He twitched his tail a bit.
"To answer your questions.
1. Being a cat is quite different from ponies. We have to groom every inch of our bodies, Trim and sharpen claws, Keep an eye on our tails at all times, and most importantly that we don't actually have 9 lives.
2. I'll mix these questions.
I am quiet fluffy if I say so myself. And getting scratched on the head isn't as good as on my middle back, since I can't reach it.
3. It's dyed.
4. Abyssia actually speaks the same language as Equestria."
He smiles. "Does that answer you?"
I shrugged. "Guess it does! I wonder who even came up with that nine-lives thing anyway?"

Re: Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/28/17 09:13 AM
by Capper Cat
Terra wrote:
11/17/17 12:15 PM
I shrugged. "Guess it does! I wonder who even came up with that nine-lives thing anyway?"
"Hmm. I don't know who did. Possibly someone long ago that nobody remembers. Or it's an old mares tale."

Re: Ask the Con-Artist Kitty

Posted: 11/30/17 12:07 PM
by Ailen-Pom Stitch
“Hmm...” Ailen looked that cat over. “I still don’t see how people mistake me for a cat. Can you guess why?”