The Ministry of Silly Walks

<p>Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.&nbsp;Now then, what was it again? Oh yes, you&nbsp;have a silly walk and you'd like to obtain a Government grant to help you develop it.</p> <p>The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defense! Now we get 348,000,000 bits a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.</p> <p><img src="" alt="" width="300" height="227" /></p>